Though she be little she is fierce

benjaminbadger:

homeboygirl:

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

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omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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The funniest thing I have read tonight

(via autisticsexdungeon)

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magnuspeccatori:

switchelsweets:

themythicalcodfish:

pikestaff:

“Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they’re 15” this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

To wit:

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I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

This is the most inspirational thing I’ve read all week. Possibly all year

(via wizardshark)

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3 days ago

fiddleabout:

etherealspacejelly:

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a ‘daft bastard’ it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. “its pishin it doon out there” “this is a load of shite” absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn’ quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

#I love this post but calling twat a penis word is stolen pussy valour

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

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3 days ago

earhartsease:

trankinstein:

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

(via offduty-mermaid)

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3 days ago

sailoreuterpe:

babsvibes:

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

“Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall.” - This is a raw line.

(via isabela-merceds)

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3 days ago

divorcedbasil:

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

(via offduty-mermaid)

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6 days ago

torchwood-99:

“I love you but you’re doing wrong in a way I cannot condone” and “I hate you but you’re being wronged in a way I cannot stomach” are top tier and I need more of them.

(via polyamorouspunk)

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6 days ago

oaks-and-willows:

fivepebble:

people say folks with adhd struggle with “delayed rewards” aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don’t talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don’t actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

“Don’t you feel satisfied that your windows are so clean now?” It sucked and it sucked and now I don’t care. I just remember the sucking.

(via wizardshark)

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1 week ago

ralfmaximus:

transfem-goddess-author:

theehorsepusssy:

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Not if I can impregnate her first

Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.

(via wizardshark)

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